First Witness Program
First Witness Program
Become one of the first witnesses.
Nobody’s Laughing is looking for early wearers, public testers, and brave citizens willing to report what happens when the relics leave the house.
We’re building the Witness Hall honestly.
No fake reviews. No invented public incidents. No pretending a shirt caused a room to collapse in laughter unless someone actually survived the event.
If you wear a Nobody’s Laughing piece and something funny happens — a compliment, a confused stare, a tiny wheeze from a stranger near the coffee machine — we want to hear about it.
What counts as a witness statement?
- A real reaction from someone who saw the shirt
- A compliment, confused stare, laugh, wheeze, or public micro-incident
- A photo of the relic out in the world, if you want to share one
- A short field note about where it went and what happened
What to send
- Which relic you wore
- Where it went
- What happened
- A photo if you want
- Whether we can share your first name, initials, or keep you anonymous
Early proof, no theater fog.
The first witnesses help us build real proof without making anything up like a cursed marketing intern.
If we feature your witness statement, we’ll credit you however you prefer. If you want to stay anonymous, the Court will respect the disguise.