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A comedy house with a store attached

Get to Know the House

High-quality apparel for people who like their jokes wearable. Clear relics, real shirts, and public incidents that require very little explanation.

Start with the shirts people grab first.

Funny Noises Here

Apparel

Funny Noises Here

$22

A white funny t-shirt with a quiet front mark and a bold back print. Designed as wearable humor for everyday out...

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Who Said Adulting Isn't Fun

Apparel

Who Said Adulting Isn't Fun

$22

A white funny adulting t-shirt with good credit on the front and a responsible punchline on the back. Designed f...

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Seriousness-Free Zone

Apparel

Seriousness-Free Zone

$22

A white funny statement t-shirt for people who would like the room to become less uptight. Designed as wearable ...

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Time Is a Punchline

Apparel

Time Is a Punchline

$22

A white funny timing t-shirt with a quiet front mark and a bold back print for people who know timing matters. D...

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I'm Only Myself When I've Had My Protein

Apparel

I'm Only Myself When I've Had My Protein

$22

A white funny gym t-shirt for protein people, lifters, macro trackers, shaker-bottle citizens, and anyone who be...

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Proof

Recently Witnessed

A few early sightings and house-picked incidents worth your attention.

Funny Noises Here

CAUGHT IN PUBLIC:

House Favorite

Filed after an avoidable public incident.

Good alone. Better when witnessed.

Seen wearing

Funny Noises Here

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Seriousness-Free Zone

SEEN WEARING:

House Signal

Observed lowering the room's blood pressure on contact.

For when seriousness is the punchline.

Seen wearing

Seriousness-Free Zone

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Recommended Pairing

Start with Two

The Funny Noises Here and Seriousness-Free Zone are often chosen together for obvious reasons. A sensible second piece if you want a fuller kit.

Proceed foolishly.

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Practical Stuff

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Real shirts. Clear policies. Very unserious behavior.

The Laughing Ledger

Keep reading the weird side of the house.

Dispatches, product lore, sightings, and public incidents collected before the room gets too serious.