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The Merch Table: Funny Shirts, Comedy Graphic Tees & Wearable Jokes

Browse funny shirts, comedy graphic tees, weird gifts, and wearable jokes without being abandoned in a corporate product grid.

Welcome to the table. Pick a rack, follow the joke, and let the right shirt make eye contact first.

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First LaughsFunny graphic tees and easy first picks.House FavoritesStaff picks before the algorithm gets a vote.Back Print RelicsQuiet front. Second act on the back.Adulting Isn't FunWork humor for public survival.Most Likely ReportedConversation starter shirts with paperwork energy.Giftable WeirdnessWeird gifts for specific people.

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What kind of public situation are we dressing for?

I have meetings.Try work humor before becoming a PDF.I want comments.Conversation starters, light chaos.I need a gift.For weird people with good taste.I want a second act.Back prints for delayed laughs.I am new here.Let the house point first.

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A quick carousel of shirts making the most suspicious eye contact right now.

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I Support My Local Weirdos white comedy shirt worn at a local comedy merch table

Waving

I Support My Local Weirdos.

Community care, oddly specific.

$22.00

Operating on Snacks and Intuition white funny graphic shirt worn in a snack aisle

Waving

Operating on Snacks and Intuition.

A nutrition plan with suspicious confidence.

$22.00

This Is My Outside Voice white funny statement shirt worn outside a comedy venue

Waving

This Is My Outside Voice.

For people whose volume entered the chat.

$22.00

This Could Have Been an Email white funny work shirt worn at an after-work comedy table

Waving

This Could Have Been an Email.

Workplace diplomacy in cotton form.

$22.00

Funny Graphic Tees & Comedy ShirtsFirst Laughs

Start with the easiest first picks: funny graphic tees, comedy shirts, and comment-worthy jokes.

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Funny Noises Here white comedy shirt worn on stage at a comedy show with audience laughing

First Laugh

Funny Noises Here

For rooms where the silence is deadly.

$22.00

Who Said Adulting Isn’t Fun white funny adulting shirt worn in a grocery store aisle

First Laugh

Who Said Adulting Isn't Fun

For grown-up interest with bills attached.

$22.00

I’m Only Myself When I’ve Had My Protein white funny gym shirt worn in a locker room

First Laugh

I'm Only Myself When I've Had My Protein

Good vibes activate after protein.

$22.00

Seriousness-Free Zone white funny graphic shirt worn in the front row of a comedy show

First Laugh

Seriousness-Free Zone

For people who laugh when angry.

$22.00

Time Is a Punchline white comedy shirt worn while entering a live comedy room

First Laugh

Time Is a Punchline

For being early, late, and somehow both.

$22.00

Staff Picks & Giftable Funny ShirtsHouse Favorites

Handpicked by the Comedy House before the algorithm gets to ruin the vibe.

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Please Return Me to My Natural Habitat white funny graphic shirt worn in a waiting room

House Pick

Please Return Me to My Natural Habitat.

For when public life has gone on too long.

$22.00

Spiritually Flexible Mentally Questionable white funny shirt worn outside a comedy venue with friends laughing

House Pick

Spiritually Flexible. Mentally Questionable.

Open heart. Unclear paperwork.

$22.00

I Support My Local Weirdos white comedy shirt worn at a local comedy merch table

House Pick

I Support My Local Weirdos.

Community care, oddly specific.

$22.00

Operating on Snacks and Intuition white funny graphic shirt worn in a snack aisle

House Pick

Operating on Snacks and Intuition.

A nutrition plan with suspicious confidence.

$22.00

Good Intentions Weird Execution white funny graphic shirt worn at an open mic sign-up table

House Pick

Good Intentions. Weird Execution.

The heart meant well. The logistics did not.

$22.00

Who Said Adulting Isn’t Fun white funny adulting shirt worn in a grocery store aisle

House Pick

Who Said Adulting Isn't Fun

For grown-up interest with bills attached.

$22.00

Funny Noises Here white comedy shirt worn on stage at a comedy show with audience laughing

House Pick

Funny Noises Here

For rooms where the silence is deadly.

$22.00

Funny Back Print T-ShirtsBack Print Relics

For people who believe a shirt should have a second act. Quiet up front. Louder when you walk away.

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Running Late Is Part of My Process white funny graphic shirt worn while entering a comedy room

Second Act

Running Late Is Part of My Process.

Time management with witnesses present.

$22.00

Good Intentions Weird Execution white funny graphic shirt worn at an open mic sign-up table

Second Act

Good Intentions. Weird Execution.

The heart meant well. The logistics did not.

$22.00

Time Is a Punchline white comedy shirt worn while entering a live comedy room

Second Act

Time Is a Punchline

For being early, late, and somehow both.

$22.00

I’m Only Myself When I’ve Had My Protein white funny gym shirt worn in a locker room

Second Act

I'm Only Myself When I've Had My Protein

Good vibes activate after protein.

$22.00

Funny Shirts for Work & Adulting ShirtsAdulting Isn't Fun

For people who pay bills, answer emails, attend meetings, and somehow still pretend this was the plan.

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Operating on Snacks and Intuition white funny graphic shirt worn in a snack aisle

Work Humor

Operating on Snacks and Intuition.

A nutrition plan with suspicious confidence.

$22.00

Running Late Is Part of My Process white funny graphic shirt worn while entering a comedy room

Work Humor

Running Late Is Part of My Process.

Time management with witnesses present.

$22.00

Who Said Adulting Isn’t Fun white funny adulting shirt worn in a grocery store aisle

Work Humor

Who Said Adulting Isn't Fun

For grown-up interest with bills attached.

$22.00

This Could Have Been an Email white funny work shirt worn at an after-work comedy table

Work Humor

This Could Have Been an Email.

Workplace diplomacy in cotton form.

$22.00

Statement Shirts & Conversation StartersMost Likely to Be Reported in Public

Shirts most likely to create eye contact, comments, grocery-store confusion, or light paperwork.

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Built Different Same Problems white funny graphic shirt worn while helping with groceries at a crosswalk

Public Risk

Built Different. Same Problems.

Rare wiring. Familiar invoices.

$22.00

Funny Noises Here white comedy shirt worn on stage at a comedy show with audience laughing

Public Risk

Funny Noises Here

For rooms where the silence is deadly.

$22.00

Seriousness-Free Zone white funny graphic shirt worn in the front row of a comedy show

Public Risk

Seriousness-Free Zone

For people who laugh when angry.

$22.00

This Is My Outside Voice white funny statement shirt worn outside a comedy venue

Public Risk

This Is My Outside Voice.

For people whose volume entered the chat.

$22.00

Weird Gifts & Funny Gift ShirtsGiftable Weirdness

Weird gifts, funny gift shirts, and wearable jokes for people who keep being specific.

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Please Return Me to My Natural Habitat white funny graphic shirt worn in a waiting room

Giftable

Please Return Me to My Natural Habitat.

For when public life has gone on too long.

$22.00

My Body Is in a Soft Launch white funny graphic shirt worn in a coffee shop line

Giftable

My Body Is in a Soft Launch.

A gentle beta test with knees.

$22.00

Good Intentions Weird Execution white funny graphic shirt worn at an open mic sign-up table

Giftable

Good Intentions. Weird Execution.

The heart meant well. The logistics did not.

$22.00

I Support My Local Weirdos white comedy shirt worn at a local comedy merch table

Giftable

I Support My Local Weirdos.

Community care, oddly specific.

$22.00

All Funny Shirts & Comedy Graphic TeesBrowse the Full Table

Want the whole table? Fair. Inspect every shirt like evidence for a very comfortable trial.

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Built Different Same Problems white funny graphic shirt worn while helping with groceries at a crosswalk

Full Table

Built Different. Same Problems.

Rare wiring. Familiar invoices.

$22.00

Funny Noises Here white comedy shirt worn on stage at a comedy show with audience laughing

Full Table

Funny Noises Here

For rooms where the silence is deadly.

$22.00

Good Intentions Weird Execution white funny graphic shirt worn at an open mic sign-up table

Full Table

Good Intentions. Weird Execution.

The heart meant well. The logistics did not.

$22.00

I Support My Local Weirdos white comedy shirt worn at a local comedy merch table

Full Table

I Support My Local Weirdos.

Community care, oddly specific.

$22.00

I’m Only Myself When I’ve Had My Protein white funny gym shirt worn in a locker room

Full Table

I'm Only Myself When I've Had My Protein

Good vibes activate after protein.

$22.00

My Body Is in a Soft Launch white funny graphic shirt worn in a coffee shop line

Full Table

My Body Is in a Soft Launch.

A gentle beta test with knees.

$22.00

Operating on Snacks and Intuition white funny graphic shirt worn in a snack aisle

Full Table

Operating on Snacks and Intuition.

A nutrition plan with suspicious confidence.

$22.00

Please Return Me to My Natural Habitat white funny graphic shirt worn in a waiting room

Full Table

Please Return Me to My Natural Habitat.

For when public life has gone on too long.

$22.00

Running Late Is Part of My Process white funny graphic shirt worn while entering a comedy room

Full Table

Running Late Is Part of My Process.

Time management with witnesses present.

$22.00

Seriousness-Free Zone white funny graphic shirt worn in the front row of a comedy show

Full Table

Seriousness-Free Zone

For people who laugh when angry.

$22.00

Spiritually Flexible Mentally Questionable white funny shirt worn outside a comedy venue with friends laughing

Full Table

Spiritually Flexible. Mentally Questionable.

Open heart. Unclear paperwork.

$22.00

This Could Have Been an Email white funny work shirt worn at an after-work comedy table

Full Table

This Could Have Been an Email.

Workplace diplomacy in cotton form.

$22.00

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The Merch Table does not shout buy. It helps the right joke find the right torso and then politely steps out of the way.

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