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I’m Only Myself When I’ve Had My Protein white funny gym shirt worn in a locker room
White funny protein t-shirt with small jester chest mark and protein joke back print.
Funny protein t-shirt for gym humor fans with front-and-back print.
Back of white protein t-shirt with protein target joke print.
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I'm Only Myself When I've Had My Protein

$22.00

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A white funny gym t-shirt for protein people, lifters, macro trackers, shaker-bottle citizens, and anyone who becomes more themselves after hitting their protein target. Funny protein shirt with gym humor Soft everyday cotton feel Available in sizes S-XL Be...

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Size S
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Secure checkout. 14-day returns. Ships from the U.S. Strange compliments not guaranteed, but likely.

White color variants may appear slightly off-white because fabric is having a small identity moment.

Why It Lands

  • 01.Fast public-read joke with a clean visual hook.
  • 02.Designed to be wearable, giftable, and easy to explain without a committee meeting.
  • 03.Built as part of the Nobody’s Laughing Comedy House, not a generic merch grid.

Product Specs

  • Classic unisex t-shirt fit
  • 100% cotton fabric
  • 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric weight
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Printed on demand to reduce overproduction

Full Product Notes

A white funny gym t-shirt for protein people, lifters, macro trackers, shaker-bottle citizens, and anyone who becomes more themselves after hitting their protein target.

  • Funny protein shirt with gym humor
  • Soft everyday cotton feel
  • Available in sizes S-XL

Best for workouts, rest days, meal prep errands, gym gifts, and recovery mode with a little more dignity.

House Note

Quiet enough to wear anywhere. Strange enough to earn a look.

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Secure checkout · Major cards accepted · Shop Pay available where eligible · 14-day returns · Ships from the U.S.

Built for strange compliments. Backed by a safe checkout.

House Test Notes

Awaiting first public witness report.

If I'm Only Myself When I've Had My Protein causes a laugh, strange compliment, side-eye, hallway incident, or visible decrease in seriousness, file the report. Truthful filings only.

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