SEEN WEARING:
House FavoriteFiled after an avoidable public incident.
Good alone. Better when witnessed.
Apparel
Funny Noises Here
$22
Apparel
A white cotton tee with a quiet front mark and a back print designed to be silent but deadly.
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Why It Lands
- 01.Quiet front mark with the real trouble saved for the back.
- 02.Broad joke, fast read, and easy public wear.
- 03.Good first relic for people who like the laugh to arrive half a second late.
Product Specs
- 100% cotton
- Classic fit
- Machine wash cold
Proof
Recently Witnessed
Seen wearing: 1 sighting
Recommended Pairing
Proper Public Incident Kit
The Funny Noises Here is often paired with the Seriousness-Free Zone. It gives the easy laugh a cleaner house signal in the same order.
A small blessing for choosing two.
House Note
Quiet enough to wear anywhere. Strange enough to earn a look.
This one keeps the front clean and lets the back do the real damage.
We make the relic first. The house appears after.
Peaceful Checkout
Secure checkout · Major cards accepted · Shop Pay available where eligible · 14-day returns · Ships from the U.S.
Built for strange compliments. Backed by a safe checkout.
House Test Notes
Awaiting first public witness report.
If Funny Noises Here causes a laugh, strange compliment, side-eye, hallway incident, or visible decrease in seriousness, file the report. Truthful filings only.