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Conversation Starters

Conversation Starter Shirts

Statement shirts and funny graphic tees designed for comments, double takes, and light public paperwork.

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Built Different Same Problems white funny graphic shirt worn while helping with groceries at a crosswalk
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Built Different. Same Problems.

Rare wiring. Familiar invoices.

$22.00

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Funny Noises Here white comedy shirt worn on stage at a comedy show with audience laughing
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Funny Noises Here

For rooms where the silence is deadly.

$22.00

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Seriousness-Free Zone white funny graphic shirt worn in the front row of a comedy show
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Seriousness-Free Zone

For people who laugh when they’re angry.

$22.00

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This Is My Outside Voice white funny statement shirt worn outside a comedy venue
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This Is My Outside Voice.

For people whose volume entered the chat.

$22.00

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About This Rack

Conversation Starter Shirts

Statement shirts and conversation starter tees designed for eye contact, comments, grocery-store confusion, and light public paperwork.

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Warning: strangers may read your shirt out loud while you are simply trying to buy coffee.

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